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Residents report mysterious aromas and unexpected cravings
Swaffham, Norfolk — The tranquil market town of Swaffham was thrust into the spotlight yesterday as an Unidentified Flavour Object (UFO) reportedly touched down in the town centre. Eyewitnesses describe a vintage black horse trailer emitting tantalising scents of melted cheese and freshly baked bread, causing widespread curiosity and sudden hunger pangs among the locals.
UFO LANDS IN SWAFFHAM
CÓMEME: THE TRUTH UNFOLDS
Is Swaffham ready for an intergalactic taste sensation?
One resident, clutching a half-eaten sandwich of unknown origin, remarked, “I was just popping out for a loaf when this… this thing appeared. Next thing I know, I’m holding the most delicious toastie I’ve ever had. I don’t even remember paying for it!”
Authorities have been tight-lipped about the incident, neither confirming nor denying the existence of the so-called “Snackcraft.” However, a cryptic note found near the site reads: “Snack Now. Think Later.”
Speculation abounds that this event heralds the arrival of CóMeme, a clandestine culinary movement shrouded in mystery and melted cheese. While details are scarce, insiders hint at a menu featuring UFO sandwiches, interstellar bakes, and beverages that defy earthly expectations.
Local business owners have expressed mixed reactions. Some fear the competition from this otherworldly enterprise, recalling the fervour surrounding the arrival of a certain national bakery chain. “First Greggs, now this? What’s next, Martian muffins?” quipped one shopkeeper, who wished to remain anonymous.
JOIN THE FLAVOUR FRONTIER
As the town buzzes with anticipation (and perhaps a hint of trepidation), one thing is clear: Swaffham is on the brink of a flavour revolution. Residents are encouraged to stay alert, keep their forks at the ready, and follow the breadcrumbs to: